A bold, gym-ready tee that blends dark humor with hardcore grit. The front art shows a muscular, zombie-like figure lifting a kettlebell beneath a purple moon, with the slogan “Sore Today Haunted Tomorrow.” It’s breathable and lightweight, so it moves with you through kettlebell swings, deadlifts, or a late-night run. The retail crew neck and clean side seams keep the silhouette tidy whether you’re layering a hoodie over it or wearing it solo. Ethically made and soft against skin thanks to Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, this shirt carries attitude without sacrificing comfort. Wear it when you want your training mood to read equal parts relentless and wickedly funny.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and soft feel
- Ribbed knit crew neckline with seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Prints executed with crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Images contain Ai generated models
A bold, gym-ready tee that blends dark humor with hardcore grit. The front art shows a muscular, zombie-like figure lifting a kettlebell beneath a purple moon, with the slogan “Sore Today Haunted Tomorrow.” It’s breathable and lightweight, so it moves with you through kettlebell swings, deadlifts, or a late-night run. The retail crew neck and clean side seams keep the silhouette tidy whether you’re layering a hoodie over it or wearing it solo. Ethically made and soft against skin thanks to Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, this shirt carries attitude without sacrificing comfort. Wear it when you want your training mood to read equal parts relentless and wickedly funny.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and soft feel
- Ribbed knit crew neckline with seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Prints executed with crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Images contain Ai generated models
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